So the first weird thing that
happened on my latest excursion was that Andy(Boomerang)
showed up with Albert on the bus. I could handle
that. He wasn't to upset because he fucked one
of the hottest porn stars in the industry. So
we head out to Hialeah to find some hoochies.
We're excited. We spot this girl on some steps.
I give her the old interview routine. It wasn't
working. It works 90% of the time. This girl seemed
to be immune. Everything was no no no. I was impressed.
Finally, after practically begging her, she gets
in. We begin the interview with where are you
from. She's from El Salvador. I immediately tell
her that they eat people there and that the country
is worthless. So she fires back.Continue...